Schwartz Goes to See His Rabbi

He says, “Rabbi, I think my wife is poisoning me.”

The Rabbi says, “I’ll tell you what…let me talk to her. I’ll see what I can find out and I’ll let you know.”

A week later the Rabbi calls Schwartz and says, “I spoke to your wife on the phone for three hours.”

Schwartz says, “Do youhave any advice?”

The Rabbi says, “Yeah. Take the poison.”