You’re Probably A Computer Nerd If . . .

. . . choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma.

. . . in college you thought spring break was metal fatigue failure.

. . . the salespeople at the local computer store can’t answer any of your questions.

. . . you sit backwards on the Disneyland rides to see how they do the special effects.

. . . you window shop at Radio Shack.

. . . you know what “http://” stands for.

. . . you comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.

. . . your laptop computer costs more than your car.

. . . you’ve tried to repair a $5 radio.