. . . choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma.
. . . in college you thought spring break was metal fatigue failure.
. . . the salespeople at the local computer store can’t answer any of your questions.
. . . you sit backwards on the Disneyland rides to see how they do the special effects.
. . . you window shop at Radio Shack.
. . . you know what “http://” stands for.
. . . you comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.
. . . your laptop computer costs more than your car.
. . . you’ve tried to repair a $5 radio.