Spelling Test

Did you know that “verb” is a noun? If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? If you wrote a letter, perhaps you bote your tongue? If you’ve read a book, you can reread it. But wouldn’t this also mean that you would have to “member” somebody inorder to remember them? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? Why does the Chinese ideogram for trouble symbolize two women living under one roof? Why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? Why isn’t “palindrome” spelled the same way backwards?