“…And so that completes the Lyle Little Fishing School’s 1 week course on the proper way to catch sharks. I’m proud of you, class. We started out with 15 students, and 14 made it all the way through. As for you, Mr. Walton, we are all grieving at the passing of Ted, your best friend and fellow fishing school classmate. I guess I should have explained in further detail what I meant by ‘throw your chum in the water.'”