Ponderables

Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your butt? Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic’? more… Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the restroom is? Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a ‘use by’ date? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out’? What do people in China call their good plates?