New Jersey Women

Three men were traveling and happened to meet at a bar in Ohio. One man was from Michigan, one from Florida, and one from New Jersey. They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with their wives… The guy from Michigan began by saying: “I told my wife in no uncertain terms that from now on she would have to do her own cooking. Well, the first day after I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But, on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even dessert.” Then the man from Florida spoke up: “I sat my wife down and told her, that from now on she would have to do her own shopping, and also do the cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But, on the third day when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries”. The fellow from New Jersey was married to an enlightened woman from the Garden State. He sat up straight on the bar stool, pushed out his chest and said: “I gave my wife a stern look and told her, that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and house cleaning. Well, the first day I saw nothing. The second day I still saw nothing. But by the third day… I could see a little bit out of my left eye!” Moral of story: DON’T MESS WITH NEW JERSEY WOMEN!