For those who are from Baltimore, still live there, have traveled there, and/or plan to travel through there in the future…

BALTIMORE ROAD RULES

First, you must learn to pronounce the city name. It is Bawl-mer, or Ball-da-more, depending on whether you live North or South of Route 40.

Next, if your road map is more than a few weeks old,throw it out and buy a new one.
If you live near Howard County and your map is one day old, it is already obsolete. Continue reading →